squatslikeagirl:

If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong

CAN I PLEASE MARRY MICHAEL CLIFFORD 


This little guy needed a break mid-walk
cashtonhugs:

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER


Tumblr has always gave the best advice
fuckingyashin:

Yo Mr.White, let’s cook bitch
10knotes:

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